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Makemake nā Hookers e lawelawe i nā mea kūʻai aku no ke kālā. ʻAʻole lākou manaʻo i ka mea a lākou e omo ai a pehea lākou e hoʻopaʻa ʻia ai. ʻO ka helehelena uʻi ka hōʻailona o ka uʻi. Makemake nā moa e kūʻai aku i ko lākou nani. A ʻo ka mea nui loa, ʻai lākou i ka cum ma hope o ʻeono. Ha-ha-ha!
ʻAʻole hiki i kēia kāne ke mālama i kāna kālā, a ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale pono i kāna kaikamahine. Ua hoʻouna ʻo ia iā ia i kahi nigger e uku i kāna ʻaiʻē, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike he ʻelua o lākou. A ua waiho wale ʻia ʻo ia ma ka ʻīpuka. ʻO ke kaikamahine, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻia i kahi hoʻokipa kūpono a paʻi ʻia i loko o ʻelua barela, akā pono e uku ʻia ka ʻaiʻē, a ʻaʻohe ona koho akā e hoʻomāʻona iā lāua ʻelua. Ua hana maikaʻi ʻo ia.
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!