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Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
He mea ko Marsha Mae no kona kaikunane i ka wa kahiko. ʻO kēia kaikuahine liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi e hoʻoheheʻe ana i kāna dick me kāna mau ʻano hoʻowalewale. ʻOiai i ka wā i loaʻa ai ʻo ia iā ia e haʻalulu ana-ua hoʻāʻo mau ʻo ia e hōʻole i ka moekolohe. Akā ua hana ʻo instinct i kāna hana a lawe ʻo ia iā ia i loko o kona waha. ʻOi loa ka hopena, i ka wā i hoʻohiki ai kēia ʻōpio ʻōpio e hōʻike i kona mau umauma uhi ʻia i kona makuakāne. ʻAe, ua haehae au i kona ʻāʻī me kaʻu ʻāʻī!