ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ke kāne e kiʻi mau ana kāna wahine. E nānā i kēlā - aia kāna microphone ma kona poʻohiwi hema a pili i kāna kelepona. Hiki paha ʻo ia i ka haʻalulu ma ka home ke lohe ʻo ia i kāna wahine ʻAsia e kūkākūkā ana me ke kāne aʻe ma ka lāʻau. No ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i kēlā mau umauma me ka cum - e komo pū wau i ka laina! E nānā i ka piʻi ʻana o kāna mau ʻōpala ma luna o kēlā mau ʻeke - nui nā mea e lawe ai!
He kaikamahine waiʻona - he pai wale nō āu e makemake ai e ʻai. ʻO ka mea wale nō, pono ʻoe e hōʻike iā ʻoe iho i ka mālamalama maikaʻi loa no ke kāne e kiʻi i kahi paʻakikī. A ʻo ka lole ʻulaʻula a me ka sexy ma ke kino - he mea hoʻonāukiuki nui. A he naʻauao ka hāʻawi ʻana i ke kanaka i kāu hoki. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, ʻaʻole hiamoe ka hoʻokūkū - e ʻaihue, ma mua o kou ʻike ʻana. No laila ʻaneʻane hāʻawi nā kānaka a pau i laila - a piʻi kiʻekiʻe ke kāne a hauʻoli ʻo ia.