Makemake au i ka moe kolohe i loko o ke kaʻa, akā ʻaʻole me nā wahine maʻamau! Maikaʻi kēlā ʻano me kaʻu lede no ka hoʻololi ʻana, ʻoi aku hoʻi ma kahi lā keʻokeʻo ma ke alanui paʻa. A ʻoiaʻiʻo i loko o kahi kaʻa paʻa paʻa! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā kānaka a pau a loaʻa iā ʻoe ka manaʻo e ʻike nā mea āpau iā ʻoe! Hoʻohuli maoli kēlā iā mākou ʻelua! He mea koʻikoʻi nō hoʻi ka maʻalahi o ka wahine, inā ʻaʻole hiki ke hana ʻia kekahi mea hoihoi!
Ua hoʻoholo nā kaikuahine pāʻani ʻelua e pāʻani me ko lāua kaikuaʻana. ʻO ia ka mea e like me ka nerd me nā aniani. Loaʻa iā ia kahi dick e like me ka sledgehammer. ʻAʻole hiki ke komo i loko o kona waha. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka hoahānau ma luna o kāna dick a hoʻopaʻi ikaika iā ia.
E hele mai e ʻike iā mākou... Inā makemake ʻoe i ka ʻino loa...