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ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻike ka majorette pehea e ʻoluʻolu hou ai i kāna puʻu - ua loaʻa iā ia kēia a ua loaʻa iā ia kēlā. I kēia manawa ke hele nei ʻo ia i ke kalaiwa. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo i kekahi mea nona, no laila hoʻohana ʻo ia iā ia ma ke ʻano he phallus manuahi. Akā, ua hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻo ia i kāna puʻupuʻu e hoʻokō i ka ʻāpana āna i manaʻo ai nona. E lilo kona waha me he pupule e iho i lalo!
ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
ʻO nā kāne maikaʻi, ka wahine maikaʻi.